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graduate losings and musings
Formerly lalie (apologetic mess) on the JZBL. Future-ly librarian-type. I live in corn country.
~ Saturday, May 4 ~
~ Friday, May 3 ~
Just poppin’ in to say: Everyone think good thoughts. I got a prelim interview for what is basically my dream job.
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~ Wednesday, May 1 ~
~ Friday, April 26 ~
The State dictates, not churches or the sanctimonious.
Actually, I worked at my church as a teenager, and sealed the marriage licenses to be sent into the Secretary of State.
I get your point, but it’s not that black and white.
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~ Sunday, April 21 ~
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
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~ Saturday, April 13 ~
reminder that this is a commercial that actually exists
you weren’t dreaming
oh my god, that noise she makes just before she closes the door!!!
WHERE DIS BITCH SHOP AT!?
IS THIS WHY EVERYBODY BE UP IN WHOLE FOODS?^^^^^^^ I’d buy all the roast beef and all the honey dew I sware fore gawd.
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~ Wednesday, April 10 ~
Yep, just posting this to piss off everyone on my dash.
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