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~ Thursday, July 31 ~
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I sent a report to my campus director about this new slipshod outfit they want me to run that includes the line, “Additionally, one of the employees I have been told to use as a proctor is known to sleep at his desk, which is unacceptable during a proctored exam.”

I seriously might get fired for this, but, I’m not wrong.


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saygoodbyetothese:

thusspakekate:

alexalfurinn:

silverjimmy:

pu12in:

goals

hallelujah chorus plays

Think of all the sangria you could make.

I would open up this fridge and immediately complain that there was nothing to eat.

I LOOOOVE fruit and would be so happy to have this much yummy fruit to snack on but like…what am I gonna make for an actual meal, yo?

Thoughts:
those berries in the jars are gonna go bad so fast
why are you refrigerating potatoes?
or onions
especially onions with potatoes because potatoes make onions rot
are those maraschino cherries you took out of a jar and put in the fridge?
seriously all of this is stored so terribly it’s gonna rot so fast man
just, godspeed with your bowel movements

saygoodbyetothese:

thusspakekate:

alexalfurinn:

silverjimmy:

pu12in:

goals

hallelujah chorus plays

Think of all the sangria you could make.

I would open up this fridge and immediately complain that there was nothing to eat.

I LOOOOVE fruit and would be so happy to have this much yummy fruit to snack on but like…what am I gonna make for an actual meal, yo?

Thoughts:

  • those berries in the jars are gonna go bad so fast
  • why are you refrigerating potatoes?
  • or onions
  • especially onions with potatoes because potatoes make onions rot
  • are those maraschino cherries you took out of a jar and put in the fridge?
  • seriously all of this is stored so terribly it’s gonna rot so fast man
  • just, godspeed with your bowel movements

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I think we all know the answer to that, Refinery29.

Tags: and that answer is yes
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~ Wednesday, July 30 ~
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ladybits question

I don’t know what the fuck this new doc did to my cervix but I’ve had spotting for 3 days from a pap smear.  Should I call the office? I’ve never had it for more than a few hours.  It’s definitely not my normal cycle, it’s not heavy enough and I’m not due for another week.  Has anyone had this happen??


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absolutelyablative said: You’ve got great titles on your resume now, so apply somewhere better ASAP. That’s what I’d do at least.

I’ve only been here 4 months.


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I just cried at work.

So that’s cool.

I have to be in two places at once right now. I didn’t pee until just now and Admissions is mad at me for even doing that. I haven’t eaten since 8:30am (it’s 4:30 here) and have not had a break all day.  I got in trouble for not being available to proctor a test when I was in a meeting for my primary gig. The Director told me I should have taken a break before now even though I couldn’t because I didn’t have coverage for the library until 2pm and then was proctoring. Am skipping a meeting right now to proctor a test.

But it’s gonna me all my fucking fault when I can’t do my job even though I’m running two departments with 1 half time employee and 3 student workers right now.


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imsirius:

Backstage Tour with Daniel Radcliffe on The Cripple of Inishmaan x

Tags: danrad international treasure
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